Granted, but the rest of your life gets fucked up.
I wish my job didn't suck.
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Granted but your salary is cut in half.
I wish my head would stop hurting so much.
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Sure but only because you get a lobotomy.
I wish nothing negative would come from this wish.
Granted, but something negative comes from that thing you did last week instead.
I wish my internetz would stop lagging anytime I try to watch Zero Punctuation.
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Granted, but it crashes 10 minutes before the end.
I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule.
------- I watched a change in you It's like you never had wings And you feel so alive I've watched you change
Granted, but then you start to have bad nightmares every night.
I wish my hair would automatically straighten without me having to do it!
------- My head keeps saying "no", But my heart keeps giving in. So hard to let it go, When it's there, under my skin.
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Granted, but then it falls out.
I wish I had some more monies.
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Granted, but it crashes 10 minutes before the end.
I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule.
Impressive, considering the segments are only 5 minutes long, roughly.
Anyways, granted, but inflation occurs and you still can't afford anything.
I wish it didn't cost me so much to visit the girlfriend.
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Granted but she moves in with you and depends on you to make the money because she couldn't find a job and she sits on the couch and watches television all day slowly becoming morbidly obese, she then starts taking her frustrations about her size out on you slowly driving you to finally snap sending you on a murderous rampage, but in your blood lust you forget the safety is on as you try to shoot a cop, and then in turn get shot but not killed. Then you spend the rest of your life in prison for attempted murder with your new cell mate and unwanted lover Big Stew.
I wish I had AIDS
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carbonara
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Granted, but then they find a cure and you don't have it anymore.
I wish my neighbour really was disabled so he deserved his parking spot outside of our house.
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( If You Dont Dont )
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Granted, but then the bailiffs find out you haven't been paying your bills and repossess your house.
I wish that one of the jobs I've applied for invite me in for an interview.
------- My head keeps saying "no", But my heart keeps giving in. So hard to let it go, When it's there, under my skin.
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Granted but she moves in with you and depends on you to make the money because she couldn't find a job and she sits on the couch and watches television all day
Well, she is an English major. =[
Granted, but it's actually one of those candid camera shows so you just get embarrassed on national TV and no job.
I wish this stupid heartburn would go away.
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( If You Dont Dont )
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Granted, but then you develop a severe migraine.
I wish my friends were more organised about meeting up.
------- My head keeps saying "no", But my heart keeps giving in. So hard to let it go, When it's there, under my skin.
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Granted, but they turn out to be super lame and you don't want to hang out with them anymore.
I wish old and/or fat people would start dressing appropriately.
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Granted, but so do the thin, young and hot people..no more skin is shown in public.
I wish The girl who works next would come to the desk so I can leave.
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Granted, but it crashes 10 minutes before the end. 
